[jboggan]

My wife used to think that I had terrible sleep apnea because I'd repeatedly quit breathing for a minute or two at a time and then gasp for air, but it turned out I was just dreaming about freediving for lobsters.

[lazyasciiart]

Uh, do you freedive while awake?

[jboggan]

Yes of course, I was in a mountain lake looking for walleye yesterday!