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I entered "something didn't go as planned" for "Windows Update" and it doesn't know about it.

Ask Google and blah, blah, blah suggestions that sound informative but don't help.

Answer: Reinstall Windows!

[ErlandS]

Good catch, that's now fixed. Search for 'something didn't go as planned' and you'll get relevant Windows Update pages instead of nothing. Appreciate the feedback.