[sph]

Take a sentence for a title, replace one of the verbs with SLAM, LAMBAST and CLAPS BACK, you're hired.

The rest of the article can be AI generated, don't fret about it.

[michaelcampbell]

Don't forget the "..., and no one/nothing is <verb>ing" clause.

[sevenzero]

Titles can be genrated as well, just tell the LLM whether your readers love drama and witch hunts or are pseudo intellectuals. It'll come up with the correct framing.