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by voicedYoda 53 days ago
mash 1 pound banana with 1 pound ground walnut with 1 pound uranium-235 until smooth and no bubbles. /s
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Don't forget garnishes such as:

Fish-shaped crackers

Fish-shaped candies

Fish-shaped solid waste

Fish-shaped dirt

Fish-shaped ethylbenzene

Pull-and-peel licorice

Also:

* fish shaped volatile organic compounds

* sediment shaped sediment

* a 20-foot thick impermeable clay layer

you have 85 minutes to delete "(what is it with fish?)" which ruins the joke