[computerphage]

Show me a graph of your javelin skill doubling every six months and I'll start asking myself if you'll be the next champion

[hamdingers]

I could easily make that graph a reality and sustain that pace for a couple years, considering I'm starting from 0 javelin skill.

[edu]

You could also nerf your performance at random times and then get good at it again, and extend the illusion for longer.

[a_shoeboy]

It is a simple mathematical fact that if you get married one year and have twins the next, your household will contain over a million people within 20 years.

[fragmede]

https://xkcd.com/605/