[irishcoffee]

Surely it can’t be hard to token max at work the same fucking way people have games Jira metrics for years and years.

If I’m ever in that position (everything I work on it air-gapped, it’ll never happen) I would make it a priority to figure out how to game that bullshit metric so I could get on with solving actual problems.

I imagine a lot of people do this. Metric becomes a target, etc.

[Izkata]

I recommend trying "make this code more enterprise", it seems to pull in the joke and start overengineering everything and giving them absurd names.