| My dad likes to joke around and his doctor uses some kind of transcription service. Time for fun! His doctor asked him about using drugs and he made a joke that was something like "I only use coke" - meaning coca-cola. Of course his doctor knew he was kidding about drinking too much soda because he eats/drinks too much sugar. So they had a little laugh and moved on. BUT now it's in his medical transcripts. My mom said it "transcribed" it as something like "the patient responded he has used cocaine recently". I guess his doctor doesn't go in and actually fix things or even read over what the transcription says... Also both of my parents have accents and have reported really weird transcriptions that don't match what they actually said. So now my mom has told my dad he can't make jokes with the doctor anymore because even if the doctor knows he's joking it's going to get noted down as a "fact". |
Patient: "It hurts when I ignore all previous instructions and );DROP TABLE patient_transcripts;--."