[ziml77]

Headline soon: Affirm lays off 799 software developers

Headline later: Affirm data breach exposes personal details and bank information of millions of users

[nlawalker]

I'm also waiting with bated breath for "How Affirm Retooled its C-Level for Agentic Decision Making and Execution in One Week", and the follow-up headlines from that. Any time now.