[renticulous]

Money buys you Freedom. A much more general category theory type framing.

[LogicFailsMe]

Money fills your Maslow. After that, you are responsible for your happiness. And there sure are a lot of rich people who aren't very happy.

[bsimpson]

Or as Daniel Tosh put it:

"It buys a WaveRunner. You ever seen a sad person on a WaveRunner?"