[nslsm]

Why not just eat the orange. I can't be the only one who finds eating the pulp alone icky. Like chewing on a damp rag.

[triceratops]

How do you put vodka into an orange?

[dredmorbius]

Open the orange, remove the giraffe, put in the vodka.

(Variation on: <https://www.smart-words.org/jokes/giraffe-refrigerator-eleph...>.)

Alternatively, use an apple-corer to breach the peel, pour in a shot of vodka, and drink with a straw, much as with watermelon:

<https://www.thespruceeats.com/vodka-watermelon-recipe-417556...>.

[nslsm]

The Irishman taught me how to put vodka into a watermelon.