[foobiekr]

Just don't take it on an empty stomach.

[burnt-resistor]

That's ibuprofen. Which can be partially mitigated by famotidine.

IBU: -stomach -kidneys -bp+ -clotting --NERD --NECD --NEUD --SNIUAA --SNIDR --DRESS

APAP: -liver --DRESS

-- extreme, rare side-effects

[sph]

You expect us to know those acronyms?

[i_think_so]

I thought they were cheat codes.

[shellac]

--DRESS means your clothes with fall off.

[burnt-resistor]

No, troll, it's actually your skin falls off dead and your organs are injured. It's similar to SJS/TEN.