[semiinfinitely]

I always think its funny when someone says "I am a chair" and really means it

[j7ake]

I think it technically means they have a permanent endowed position.

[smcin]

Reminds me of an old 1990s/2000s post from News of the Weird [0] about endowed chairs with funny names, such as an XYZ Corn Chair at some midwestern US university, or an NEC/ Nippon Electric Chair at some Japanese university.

[0]: www.uexpress.com/oddities/news-of-the-weird/archives , can't find the exact citation.

[semiinfinitely]

Ceci n'est pas une chaise