[sgbeal]

This wins my internet today. Now to go file a claim against my dog for not allowing me the full five seconds of the five-second rule before it ate my dropped food...

Edit: <https://benlirio.com/petty-small-claims/?c=CD58qURM&k=7BW7zg...>

i'm gonna start using this for stress relief.

[blirio]

Glad you enjoyed it, too bad your dog can’t pay out the claim