[anonymars]

I can't tell if this is sarcasm or truly a straight-faced attempt to teach us about "healthy reactions" to things

[NoGravitas]

'im not owned! im not owned!!', i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

[alterom]

I like their attempt to teach us about "selfishness" even more.

Product regulations are "selfish", mmmkay. Requiring seat belts in cars is starting up tyranny¹.

Ditto for rear-view cameras. How dare they! Those authoritarian Europeans²!

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¹ According to this guy — and we know it's a guy, don't we?

² Rear view cameras are required on all new vehicles sold in the US.

[abletonlive]

Did you just compare sd cards to safety regulations? If you’re going to be intentionally obtuse at least put some effort into it