[saulpw]

You say "without staying power" but I still remember and frequently cite these ancient Onion article headlines:

   - Drugs now legal if user is gainfully employed
   - Top 10 Genocides of the 20th Century (Infographic)
   - Cycle of Abuse Running Smoothly

I mean sure, it's a satirical news site and it's got a constant stream of new content, much of which is forgettable. But that's true of every other news site too. The gems make it stick.

[0cf8612b2e1e]

Don’t forget the perennial article about gun violence they use after every mass shooting.

[jsrcout]

  - Terrorist Bomb Pierces Bob Dole's Outer Hull
  - Are Your Cats Old Enough To Learn About Jesus?
  - Deadly Super Rainbow Tears Through West Coast
  - Clinton Deploys Vowels To Bosnia
  - Rescue Chip Sent In To Save Broken Tostito Submerged In 7 Layer Dip

That last one in particular was absolutely epic.

[saalweachter]

"America's Long Nightmare of Peace and Prosperity Finally Over"