[renegade-otter]

This is not the first time Pete Hegseth charged into a bar, started swinging his fists and screaming "don't you know who my father is", only to find his junk in a vise with no graceful way get it out.

[abustamam]

For some reason I thought you were doing a setup for a joke...

"The President of the US, the Secretary of Defense, Iranian Prime Minister walk into a bar..."

[mghackerlady]

Hegseth gets drunk, Mojtaba preaches the benefits of abstaining from alcohol, and Trump trips because he didn't see the bar