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snovv_crash
57 days ago
Do you sell hotdog options? I want some hotdogs at a guaranteed price, but only next week. (I just want upside exposure)
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maratc
57 days ago
I'd take these options from several companies (all selling hotdogs) and wrap them up in Collateral Hotdog Obligations which I'd then offer to investors.
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nyc_data_geek1
57 days ago
I will sell you hotdog default swaps. Even if I lose, I win.
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tickerticker
57 days ago
Is a synthetic hotdog default swap considered vegan in Cali?
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snovv_crash
57 days ago
If yes, my ESG fund is interested.
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skeeter2020
57 days ago
Collateralized hotDog Obligations made up of MBS (Mostly Bones and Sawdust) would be a financial product I could sell to institutional investors!
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HPsquared
57 days ago
I suppose a discount code is effectively a hotdog option.
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