[einpoklum]

In my example, the RTL reading is indeed a misunderstanding. I even cheated, because it really should have been:

> Left to Right English - read can, who? Anyone with [which] impressed am I.

and the causation is wrong; instead of the ability being impressive, it's the impressive character than allows reading in the opposite order.

So, you're right, and now I'll wait for the dog police to come pick me up.