[Mistletoe]

>Staccato Burst.

Now I have a name for the thing I despise the most about AI writing.

[krackers]

Isn't this called the tricolon? Ironically the names of the patterns all seem AI generated.

[lemagedurage]

It looks like tricolon is about specifically three parallel elements, while staccato is about short consecutive sentences, so staccato would be the appropriate name here.