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by Rekindle8090
65 days ago
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"We can either charge per tile, per job or on demand. Or you can have us on call for a year and get any of the former at a discounted rate."
"Per tile. Lay tiles until I say stop"
>you fall asleep
"Wtf why are you still laying tile"
"You said per tile and lay until you say stop. That'll be 50k please" How is this the contractors fault? |
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"No, as one of the top tile layers in the country I can't do that, for your own protection. What if fifty elephants came and wanted to use your bathroom all at once? You'd feel pretty dumb having to reject them instead of me simply automatically adding $1 million to your bill"