[Jamesbeam]

Thank you. Your comment made me laugh so hard.

I had some of those wool runners for a while and had a mid-twenties lady in the train sitting right next to me one rainy autumn day, and she looked at me until we had eye contact and said, "Sir, don’t take this personally, but your shoes smell like wet dog, it’s awful.” She was right. I bought her coffee on the way out to apologize. Last time I bought Allbirds.

[ch4s3]

I once worked in an office that told everyone they had to stop wearing them. They are hideous and smell terrible at an impressive range.