[whalesalad]

Reminds me of the infamous Robert Virding quote:

“Virding's First Rule of Programming: Any sufficiently complicated concurrent program in another language contains an ad hoc informally-specified bug-ridden slow implementation of half of Erlang.”

[mrec]

In case you weren't aware, that in itself is riffing on Greenspun's tenth rule:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenspun%27s_tenth_rule