[giardini]

Had a college professor who claimed "Neanderthal genes" to explain his broad forehead. We joked that it was part of yet another pick-up line to use in bars.

Q. So, what do you call a Jamaican Neanderthal?

A. Cavemon.

Anthropologists tell us Neanderthal men did not walk fully erect. Which makes sense, given what Neanderthal women looked like.