[zirkonit]

A comment based on the reading of the title that could only be conceived if the commenter didn't bother to click the article at all.

[mihaic]

A snide and vitriolic remark that observes on how the first paragraph actually addresses the concern of the person which hasn't read the article. A further continuation on this being representative of the state of modern online discourse.

[stevepotter]

A condescending put down from someone who has expertise in this area but also didn’t read the article and just felt like feeling superior this morning

[ted_bunny]

A low-effort continuance of the format of these comments, demolishing the comedic premise and irreparably Redditizing the thread.

[stevepotter]

Well played