[foxxyyybusiness]

Beautiful bit of malicious compliance. One caveat worth flagging for anyone tempted to use it: a lot of ATS systems parse the domain on submit, so depending on the employer you might get auto-filtered before a human ever sees the application. Works best as a signal to companies you'd actually want to work for — a built-in bozo filter for the hiring side. And yes, please get idontuselinked.in. The .in TLD is annoying but the pun earns it.