[dickiedyce]

My dearest childhood friend is half Italian, allegedly.

However, his woeful time-keeping is so poor that we began to suspect that he was indeed simply from another planet... with a longer day.

[reaperducer]

Perhaps he's Native American.

If you spend any time on the big rez, you hear it said

  There's "in time…"
  "on time…"
  and "Navajo time."