[michaelbuckbee]

Bunny has a lot of that (they have a sqlite compatible API, edge functions, but the call it something different, etc.)

That being said, I had enough issues with Bunny and CF debugging across regions that I made this free tool to do both remote HTTP and TCP traceroutes to keep my sanity: https://dnsisbeautiful.com/global-http-availability

[rumgewieselt]

Nice tool. Bookmarked. Thanks for building it.