[loloquwowndueo]

The key insight is to avoid – em dashes. You’re absolutely right. It’s not the content, it’s the style.

[sanex]

Ironically one of the big tells for me is the "It's not this. It's that." Your comment uses a comma though so you're probably a real person :)

[rcxdude]

I assume they were aping those terms ironically (especially given the 'you're absolutely right')

[loloquwowndueo]

Busted!!!!

Staccato (too may short sentences with periods) is also a telltale for me. Most humans prefer longer sentences with more varied punctuation; I, for example, am a sucker for run-on sentences.

[LoganDark]

That's an en-dash.

[sumeno]

You're absolutely right! I unintentionally used an en-dash instead of an em-dash. Here is the em-dash you requested: –

[loloquwowndueo]

Sorry! Is this ok? —

[singpolyma3]

You're absolutely right. That is an em dash

[LoganDark]

You're absolutely right. They are absolutely right