[rprasad]

How do you find a lawyer? Go to your nearest Starbucks and ask for any of the baristas.

In this economy, that's not even a joke... (http://www.abajournal.com/news/article/law_school_by_the_num...).

[westicle]

I know your comment was facetious, but having completed law school and being a lawyer are not the same thing.

If the barista at Starbucks tried to give you legal advice they would likely be breaking the law themselves.

[notdrunkatall]

Which makes this particular idea even better.