[raverbashing]

I think you can just replace it with Vaseline (Petroleum jelly) for 99% of the benefits

[actionfromafar]

That's not antiseptic

[numbsafari]

Go to an ER or UC and have them dress a wound for you. They will use a healthy dose of petroleum jelly and generally tell you to stay away from antibiotic ointments.

[brightball]

Use honey instead.

[atombender]

Not directly, but it acts as a barrier against microbes.