[salawat]

I have terrible news for you. Linguistics is descriptive, not prescriptive. We will torment you with word game playing until such time as you loosen up.

[rdevilla]

The torment is evidently yours [0]. However, I am ecstatic you reveal your own inner turbulence, which I have deliberately engineered.

By the way, how are those food prices working out for ya bud [1]? I understand that you are struggling, but please try not to get, quote, "violent".

Pause. Empathize. Apologize. Then post.

[0] https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47639747

[1] https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47636685