[DeepYogurt]

Who amongst us has NOT had a little teleport at 2am? /s

[Slow_Hand]

Reminds me of this old article from The Onion:

Phantom Diner Appears Only To Those In Their Drunkest Hour https://theonion.com/phantom-diner-appears-only-to-those-in-...

[treetalker]

He also claims to have teleported to (of all places) a ditch. What could possibly explain this phenomenon?

[chuckadams]

Had he just come from John Malkovich's head?

[Avicebron]

Came here to say this. If you want to find someone who has teleported to food, head to a Waffle House or Denny's at 2 am in a college town.

[ranger207]

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/teleportation