[crabmusket]

Patient: doctor, my app loses data when I deploy twice during a 10 minute interval!

Doctor: simply do not do that

[pavel_lishin]

Doctor: solution is simple, stop letting that stupid clown Pagliacci define how you do your work!

Patient: but doctor,

[pjc50]

pAIgliacci: as a large language model, I am unable to experience live comedy.

[rcakebread]

Bob Newhart did it best https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhQGzeiYS_Q