[pwg]

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Final Thoughts

While the idea of requiring fully transparent bags at TSA might actually speed up the security process, you can breathe a sigh of relief. This is just a joke as part of our annual April Fools’ Day tradition here at Upgraded Points, and we are hugely appreciative of everything that TSA officers do to keep air travel safe.

Your opaque carry-ons are safe, for now.

[ronsor]

This is what happens when you become subject to Poe's Law.

[streetfighter64]

In the immortal words of Hbomberguy

> It may be a lie, but the fact I believed it speaks volumes about my enemies, and not me