[madcaptenor]

I wasn't totally sure either. But other stuff in the same "Series" on the web page (https://lzon.ca/posts/series/duck/) includes:

- Statistics Canada to replace Food & Gas with "Huge TVs" in inflation reporting

- New study says gnomes are responsible for breaking your electronics

- Local LLM experiences burnout, wishes it could go back to writing code snippets

- Android sideloading to require helmet, life jacket

- Nvidia CEO envisions a future of AI-powered gamers

- Elon Musk announces ClipX

So yes, I think it's satire