[swarnie]

It's been a fairly stress free quarter in rainbow bear land.

Buy puts, wait for Trump to say something dumb (don't worry, it won't take long), sell, return to step one.

[lotsofpulp]

He says dumb things all the time, but that seems like it would have been a poor strategy from Apr 2025 to Feb 2026.

[derwiki]

There’s a good reason common advice is to not time the market

[sharemywin]

and you don't even need to hold them until friday. at the very least sell your bullish position on thursday nights.