[tvbusy]

Phone sellers should enforce a mandatory 30 days no use after purchasing to ensure that people are not harmed by phone usage.

Newspapers should only report news at a minimum 7 days after the fact to ensure accurate reporting.

Toasters should lock everything in until it's completely room temperature to avoid accidental burns.

These are serious problems.

[glenstein]

Straw man arguers should draft a comment and not send it for 24 hours to make sure they're not strawmanning.