[lopsotronic]

"If you're only going to be good at one thing, be good at lying, cuz if you're good at lying, you're good at everything"

- Do not remember where I heard this and desperately hope it did not come from my own corroded soul.

[stronglikedan]

That hits. I've always been terrible at lying, so I just try my best not to. I'm so bad at it that I wear it on my face. I've been passed up for many opportunities in life that went to someone who was better at it.