[BLKNSLVR]

Microsoft would probably seriously refer to it as 'just the tip'.

You'll never guess what happens next.

(Hint: everyone knows what happens next)

[stingraycharles]

AI clippy?

[consp]

Leave the poor fellow alone. It's been butchered enough in the late 90s and early 00s, and has been repurposed for a greater good. I'd argue not all Microsoft creates is bad, it just needs someone else to make it better.