[rsynnott]

I give it a year before he starts trying to rename months after himself: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2008/apr/25/1

Seriously, how is anyone, even the people who voted him, watching this nonsense and going “oh, yeah, that’s perfectly normal and not at all senile”?

I mean, look at this, they’re giving him fake awards now: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/26/trump-mike-j...

> Last month, Trump was given the “Undisputed Champion of Beautiful, Clean Coal” award by a number of mining executives at the White House. In December, Trump was given the Fifa peace prize, an award that was made up and presented to him for promoting “peace and unity” around the world.

If this was the script for a political satire it’d be rejected for being too silly.

[eudamoniac]

> If this was the script for a political satire it’d be rejected for being too silly.

This is literally exactly what happened in Rome to Julius Caesar. It's not that silly.

[emchammer]

His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Donald Doctor President Trump, VC, DSO, MC, CBE, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the American Empire in America in General and Washington in Particular