[dylan604]

Look at every single sportsball event where the losing team had > 0 points. Same thing. Has there ever been a "war" with 0 casualties on the winning side?

There's also a quote from Prez in The Wire, "Nobody wins. One team just loses more slowly"

[edgyquant]

Anglo-Zanzibar war lasted about 40 minutes and saw 0 British casualties

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Zanzibar_War