[volkl48]

As is commonly commented on by cartoonists: In plenty of places driving consistently within the lines might be the actual sign you're drunk. Because the roads/potholes are bad enough that you shouldn't be, if you value your suspension.

[Auracle]

I live in a northern state so I certainly have experience with potholes, but I've never seen a road so bad that it would cause a false positive like that.

Our local dying mall though? Phew. It amazes me whoever owns the mall doesn't at least go out there with some asphalt themselves.