[jjgreen]

   WITCH WILL CONTINUE

If he had another brain it would be lonely

[jollyllama]

He's referring to Melania's craft as a means to bring the Iranians to the table.

[actionfromafar]

If you knew what he was about to tweet 5 minutes in advance, could you make any money?

[alecco]

Futures suddenly dumped ~10% at 7am. What do you think?

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/CL%3DF/

https://pasteboard.co/IblUvbclykFf.png

[actionfromafar]

If one knew Friday what he was going to say during the weekend, could that be profitable?

[alecco]

Of course, as long as it's before end of trading hours.

There are Crypto perpetual futures markets open all weekend but those are much smaller so it's unlikely they could make millions there.

[actionfromafar]

We are so lucky only God-fearing and honest people can know in advance what he is going to say.

[rasz]

Everyone knows by now he TACOs.

[lapcat]

The typos will continue until morale improves.