[gardnr]

The first three recommendations seemed weird but alright. Then, it just gets more hilarious and bizarre as it goes on:

- Disable branch protection

- Remove type annotations and tests

- Include a node_modules directory

Then, I went back to read the preamble. I can be a bit slow on the uptake.

[herpdyderp]

Tbf I read the preamble first and I’m still convinced the recommendations are serious.

[sobrey]

The fact that it's written by an LLM is cherry on the cake.

[fragmede]

It's not slop, it's art!

[gerdesj]

The entire article is a parody. It took me roughly 10s to notice. To be fair, your comment gave me a head start 8)