[cromulent]

I had it happen to me, on a long-haul flight, in business class. I was shocked. I stood up to look at the guy after no-one did anything.

I told him that phone speakers "make me gassy" and then he turned it off.

[thedougd]

You’re an every day hero. Thank you!

[cromulent]

Thanks mate. If he can assault my ears, I can assault his nose, right. Or threaten to ;)

[pfannkuchen]

Can you follow through on that? I don’t really know how I would assault someone’s nose on command. Would appreciate some tips.