[nxpnsv]

That's too harsh, a regular murder would suffice.

[sharkweek]

Just put them in row 24 on a Boeing 737 max and let the problem take care of itself.

[halapro]

Just open the window

[lostlogin]

Boeing tried this new feature.

[halapro]

Not a bug, works as intended.

[lelanthran]

> That's too harsh, a regular murder would suffice.

Correct. Kicking someone off during a flight and not giving them a parachute counts as a regular murder...

[verdverm]

Requisite link to satirical study

"Parachute use to prevent death and major trauma when jumping from aircraft: randomized controlled trial"

https://www.bmj.com/content/363/bmj.k5094