[october8140]

This is why Japan is not having kids. They are more worried about rules to make everyone’s life miserable.

[Hasnep]

Sure, and American table manners are the cause of rising fascism, there's a whole Wikipedia article on all their rules. [1] They're more worried about elbows on the table than the increase in authoritarianism.

See, I can make up dumb shit too.

[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Table_manners_in_North_America

[renewiltord]

Both of you are now eligible for sociology PhDs. Congratulations, doctors, on having defended your theses.