[gerdesj]

I think I'm with you on this. The dribbling cynicism, pontification and entitledness is rather grating.

There are some uncommonly long ... m long ... dashes, sprinkled in para six and again later on. Perhaps our hero has a charmap app handy or has a remarkable keyboard or remembers a carefully curated, slack handful of compose sequences.

The system prompt for this beastie must surely have started with: You are a complete wanker, riff on the eighties "loadsa money" theme.