[throwworhtthrow]

I assume this is an infuriatingly subtle parody, because:

> Why can't you just celebrate this good thing?

reads like <font size=2> /s </font>.

[karmakurtisaani]

Yep, it's a profoundly stupid thing to say. Maybe a bot comment?

[foxglacier]

You seem to be unaware that the whole world doesn't share your bubble's political opinions.