[chronic20001]

> They're also at record revenue [1].

I too have revenue of $1 billion but with $2 billion in expenses

[JumpCrisscross]

“FY26 operating cash flow of $15.0 billion, up 15% Y/Y, and free cash flow of $14.4 billion, up 16% Y/Y. Returned $14.3 billion to shareholders, including $12.7 billion in share repurchases and $1.6 billion in dividends.”

Like, literally bullet pointed.

[hallway_monitor]

I mean wow, talk about making it up in volume, but hell I would take it.